May 2013
When i'm eating breakfast and realize i'm late fot...
onlylolgifs:
April 2013
thesickestjokes:
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
i hate the feeling when you’re talking to someone you love and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb
people: you're so quiet, like you don't talk
me: I talk, just not to you
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: gets in the shower
me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE